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But I left a message on your machine.

An old welder friend of mine and my wife, before I knew her, had one funny thing in common: Not having an answering machine or voice mail exposed the lies of others. Apparently when you’re in trouble because somebody couldn’t get a hold of you and they mention they left a message on your machine, the realization that you’ve caught them is incredibly satisfying.

I was raised with Judge Judy’s philosophy that life is simpler when you always tell the truth because you don’t need to remember your lies….or was it George Costanza’s belief that it isn’t really a lie if you delude yourself into believing it….yeah, it was definitely Judge Judy’s philosophy…..

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