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How to win friends.

Whenever I’ve eaten in public with a woman and these two conditions exist:

  1. I’ve finished first.
  2. The waitress has taken away my plate.

I’ve always wanted to say, “Come on!  When do I get a bite?” whenever somebody walks by the table.

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  1. Linda
    July 3, 2012 at 9:08 PM

    That’s my boy!

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