Archive for September, 2015

Cougar attack!

September 15, 2015 Leave a comment

I grew up in a remote part of Vancouver Island known for the number of cougar attacks on people but I’m referring to predatory older women in this post.

Yesterday, at the dollar store, I was propositioned by a cougar.  It happens sometimes when I’m out without my wife but mainly in dollar stores for some reason.  I said that I was happily married (she said that she was too!) and politely excused myself.  I don’t believe in being rude in dismissing such a proposition because the extreme brazenness of it likely stems from extreme loneliness.

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You know it’s true.

September 6, 2015 Leave a comment

If you stop to think about it, you probably don’t listen to death metal for the same reason that you don’t listen to opera:  Not understanding the vocals.

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