Reminiscing….

This exchange has occurred a few times over the years when The Boy™ is watching Mythbusters:

Me:  So…..are you looking at Kari’s bum?

The Boy™: NO!

Me: So you’re looking at Jamie’s bum.

The Boy™: NO!

Me:  What’s wrong with you, boy?  One of them ought to have a bum you’d like to look at!

People don’t seem to do it anymore…

A woman recently commented on how my work boots looked expensive.  I don’t have expensive boots….I spend as little as I can.  The thing about my boots is that I POLISH them once in a while.  It was one of my chores as a boy and it was clear from an early age what magic a little elbow grease could do.